contact has been made

I’d like to thank my agent, My Mom, Jesus Christ, The Academy, Wil Wheaton… ::sob::

Heh. Everyone’s a critic.

Here’s a particularly amusing message from the Masses:

I saw your little “po’ po’ pitiful me” piece in the Globe magazine, and must say you deserved EVERYTHING you got. Here’s something that even pissed-off postal worker-types do when they’re angry: WRITE IN PRINTED DIARIES. With LOCKS ON THEM. It’s quite obvious that by listing your stupid site in your work signature and having your blog accessible by anyone on your site that this whole thing was a desperate, egotistical call for attention from a self-proclaimed martyr. If it wasn’t, then please tell how any company outside of the CIA WOULDN’T fire a loser who publicly threatened to kill coworkers and bomb her employer? Guess, what, dear: MOST of us hate our jobs, but nearly ALL of us know better than to air our personal psychosis in public. Deep down, you knew that, too, but must have been hoping to get caught because I can’t possibly BELIEVE that anyone could so fundamentally stupid. On the other hand, reading the self-indulgent drivel on your makes me believe that there are exceptions to the rule. Good luck in unemploymentland, lady–you deserve it!

Thank you, “Jeff Brown” from Boston! I… I… I feel a group hug coming on!!!