Bring on the heat!
In a fit of irritation, I cut my hair short the other night. It is SO MUCH nicer to deal with! It was so long that even if I put it up, it was hot and sticky. It required a zillion bobby pins to keep it off my neck, and even putting it in a ponytail wasn’t enough, because it is so long it would stick to my neck. Now it takes a grand total of 3 seconds to deal with it in the morning. Yay for low-maintenance!
It’s currently in the standard this-is-the-only-haircut-I-can-do-on-myself bob. The Assmunchkin and his cronies at the Port the other night were picking on me, saying I look like Miss Swan from Mad TV. Hah! I so do not. I *do* look more Asian, though, which is kind of annoying. I strive to deny my cultural heritage, as the liberals would say. I just want to be a plain old boring honkey, no questions asked. I want to be the tabula rasa; the blank slate that I can paint with anything.
