I have the whole house to myself all night, and all night tomorrow as well!! What should I do? Run around nekkid, spill popcorn all over everything and jump on the furniture? Wheee!!

I already ordered pizza. I think I’m gonna rent a movie and get some ice cream. Hopefully, housemates won’t eat it all, like they did with the last quart of ice cream I bought. Oh yeah, they’re not here! Woo-hoo!!!

Maybe I’ll go an try on all of their clothes and take pictures of myself for them to find later and have to fire me for. Oh wait, that’s not much fun. I thought about dressing up like a guy for Halloween– guys occasionally dress up like girls, with fake boobs and wigs, and it’s supposed to be funny. What if I were to dress up like a guy? I mean, I already have a guy-esque haircut! I could wear jeans! And a t-shirt! Oh, wait. That’s not much fun. Oh well.