For some reason, Halloween for chicks is all about being a skank. The costumes generally are: slutty devil, slutty bunny/cat, skanky nurse… etc. Chicks try to look sexy for Halloween, which I totally don’t get. I mean, Halloween is all about being scary. The dead are walking the earth or something! We’re scared!

Thus, I came up with the scariest thing I could think of to be for Halloween: a Republican. I just need some kind of wig that I can hairspray into submission. Stacy has a nice blazer and skirt set that would look fine with pearls. Now to find a BUSH-CHENEY ‘04 button. Oh yeah, and devil horns. I can’t forget the magic touch! Where am I gonna find some sensible shoes? I think my most sensible shoes are 2.5-inch platform Mary Janes. Not quite Republican enough.