Pad always called it “Yeaster.” I’m not sure why that was funny, but for some reason it still is. Maybe it’s like how he called Molly Ringwald “Molly Ringworm”and Christmas “Crispness” (although he stole that from a Pogo cartoon). It just… is funny or something. Maybe you have to have a dorky dad to understand.

I celebrated this great holiday by sleeping late, consuming lots of alcohol, going to band practice, and eating a lot. Rae gave up alcohol for Lent, so today was the first day she was able to drink in 40 days. To celebrate, she bought a 90-proof bottle of Jack Daniels. Rock on! Then we ate ham and asparagus in honor of the Undead Zombie Messiah.