My super hero power…
When I am a super hero, my super power will be the power of restraint. I will be able to watch movies like Elektra and not make sarcastic comments. I really really tried hard to not comment, but it was nearly impossible. Thus, I have banished myself from the living room to let my roommate and her studmuffin watch the awful piece of crap in piece. It is really painful–the only way I was able to not go insane from watching that heinous movie was to point out the obvious silly flaws, which ran about 797 per frame.
Ok, I’ll admit it– I don’t understand most comic book movies. I never read the comic book, and have no emotional or personal attachment to the [corny one-dimensional] characters. Thus, most of the magic is lost on me; I can only see the cheesy dialogue and bad acting. Alas. Where’s my Ring of Powerful Restaint? I hear another fight sequence! I’m gonna need it!
