I know this isn’t the most exciting blog in the universe, but occasionally I come across stuff like this and I feel marginally better about my writing skills:

Yay!!! I went to Kara’s today!!!well, last night, through today. Anyway…

Last night we watched -The Big Comfy Couch, The little mermaid (the series), Pokemon (the first movie) and some of Old yeller- yay for us. we are weird, that’s why we have been friends for so long!! And that’s why we will always be friends!

During The Big Comfy Couch, when the clown girl did the clock excersize thing, we tried it, but we are not flexible enough!

When we were sitting in her kitchen, we talked about all the memories we had in there, - we used to make up dances to songs, that’s where “welcome to the funny farm” happened, i think we both cried in there at least once, and plenty of laughs, and mostly psycho moments between us!! It’s so sad, so now we are in highschool, and we have to make completely new memories in there, starting with today!!!

we were up at three thirty in the morning last night, making those french bread pizza things. And then today was the best. we were in her kitchen, and we decided to make kool aid, but we only had one packet, and two glasses. so we put water in the glasses, and split the koolaid. it was way too tart. so we combined both our glasses into this long awkward water bottle looking thing, with two holes in the end for straws. we shook it up, and we added water, and we kept adding sugar. it was hilarious. cuz we got purple koolaid all over the counter, so then we went on a cleaning spree. and we had to scrub the counters, but eventually we got the stains out. when we were finished, we drank our, finally perfect, purple, koolaid.

After that, we were really hyper, and we kept looking at eachother and laughing, in a really creepy way. So, we were looking for food, when we found, CHEESE WIZ!!! yay!! So we both put it on crackers, and we both ate one of the crackers and hated it. so we tried to spray cheese wiz on eachother, but it comes out toooooo sloooowww…

so we got the REDDI WHIP!!! EVentually, Kara was at the sink, and she had the hose thing, for the sink in her hand, and the reddi whip behind her. she was pointing the sink hose thing at me, and when she turned around, i ran and stole the reddi whip, i directed it towards her, and looked at her with a psycho look. She was like, “put the reddi whip down, and step away.” so i said back “NO!! YOU CAN”T MAKE ME!!!!!” So, i charged at her, and she charged at me, (even though we were like three feet apart, and she sprayed me with the water hose sink thing, and i sprayed her with reddi whip. Eventually we switched, and I sprayed her with the water, and she got me with the reddi whip!! It was awsome, i had reddi whip on my arms and back, and water all over the right side of me, and she had reddi whip in her hair and on her neck, and water all over her legs!

so eventually, we put on some really old clothes, and, yes, in the middle of November, we went outside, with the reddi whip. She had the hose (the outside hose) and i had the reddi whip. then we kept charging at eachother, and then we swithed, and she broke the reddi whip thing, and even though our feet were like frozen, we decided to play a new game. “Fight over the Hose” we started with us both holding on to the hose, and we had it on a low setting, since it was like 45 degrees outside, and we kept trying to spray eachother with it. She ended up biting my shoulder, and i was like stepping on her. SO eventually, we got soaked, and frozen, so we washed off our feet, and dried off and went inside. I will probably be sick tomorrow or something, but i’d rather get a cold anyday, than get mono, which i think i steered pretty clear of like drinking and eating after her. so i hope i don’t get it. But yea, then we went inside, and sat on the couch, and ate the rest of the candy corn, and watched Thirteen going on Thirty.

Oh, yea, we also cleaned out the drawer with pictures in it for her dad.

SO on the way, when they brought me back home, we were singin, “My la hee, my la ho, my la ha, my la ha ha” and so on, Mary and Emma, i will sing it for you at school, it is hilarious. And we were also saying the foamy thing, “Oh i gotta go to school, Oh i gotta take classes, Oh i gotta do homework, Oohh, life is hard mand, fuck that shit, take me to the store, do it now, do it now, or you will taste my squirrly wrath, I do have squirrly wrath you know, it’s one of our hidden nature talents!” ( i don’t think that’s quite right, but oh well.) we also recited lines from Dude, where’s my car? And things from Napolean Dynamite. and of course, our handshake- “Walmart to Mcdonalds, to the east side to the west side, Bop it, twist it, Pull it, uh uh uh, B to the O to the D, I want your BOD…” Fun things. yea, me and Kara go way back. Kara is the one friend i have had the longest, since second grade. I am her dads favorite, because our friendship has lasted so long, yay for me. So yea…

that was like the best time we’ve ever had!

Oh yea, we also had some questions about mermaids, and rhinos, and Elephants, and we came up with some pretty interesting theories. And… “Can you fit you hand inside a pringle can?” Sorry, inside joke… yea… i’m happy… So yea, nothing else really happened. so bye bye…

I don’t know why I find this blog so hilarious. Maybe it’s because it’s so totally out of my realm of existence I can’t even fathom living this life. Maybe it’s because it’s exactly the stereotypical blog that people make fun of. Maybe I just need some likes and dislikes like these:

I love
Let’s see, of course, i love my boyfriend, Petunia, My friends, Mary, Emma, Taber, Heather, Alex, Kara, Allyssa, Keenan, Penny… and so on… I also love my animals, Cupid, Lucy, Meiko, Lilly, Roxy, Shadow and Molly. I also love my guitar, and of course, the all time band, The Beatles… what else, what else… my room (don’t know why) and so on and so on…

I hate
People who pretend to be punk/skater, but aren’t (cough cough, Kelsey B. ((for those of u who know her)) cough cough), When you get behind a car that says “CAUTION Frequent stops” and never stops, preps, people with Green hair (Kelsey), little kids who think they’re all that, Snowshoe God, FOA, Evil InkBlot, and so on, people who lie to me b/c they think i will never be smart enough to find out that they did, (cough cough, Michelle, “my wall is ALL green day” when she only had two pics! and others ((not just her))), i will add on later, when i think of it, oh, did i mention Kesley?

Let’s see…

I love…
hot chocolate, wombats, poutine, Star Wars stuff, wind-up robots, chalkboards, the sound of shattering glass, the smell of train stations, Machaut motets, when it’s 55 degrees and raining, dead baby jokes, fried calamari, old records, onomastics, my stuffed spider Tobias, Notre Dame organa, my dead cats Niamh, Fergus and Peter, my live cat Moz and step-cat Lola Ebola, Nine Inch Nails, the name Cecilia, apple cider, most Terry Gilliam movies, lemonade, good tequila, bad tequila, the smell of hydrochoric acid, new boxes of crayons, irony, electro-pop, sushi

I hate…
hypocrisy, the shade of blue that Windex is, capers, pimentos, tripe, dried-up markers, the satanic tape gun at Store 5, flatulant commuters on the train, most jazz, blues-rock, Swedish death metal and Foghat, the movie Forrest Gump, fundamentalist Christians, clichés, hippies, waking up.

Wow, it was actually pretty hard to come up with that list of things I hate. This is odd, because when I was in 5th grade, and we had 45 minutes every other day after lunch where we had to write random stuff in our writing folder, I spent the time making extended lists of everything I hated. I could fill pages and pages of wide-ruled paper, front and back with all the things I hated. I suppose I probably hate a lot of those same things now, it’s just that I don’t really have to deal with math tests, my mother, homework, and nuclear annihilation much anymore. I mean, I suppose there’s still a threat of nuclear war, but it’s not going to happen tomorrow, like it was in the mid-80s.

In other news, I dyed my hair today–I wanted it to have fire-engine red streaks. Instead, it’s kind of patchy with orangish blotches. I may have to shave it all off soon and start over, it’s pretty hideous!