Hello Admin!
So here I write to you from the perspective of an Office Bitch again. It wasn’t at all foreign and weird to be back on the filing line. I filed a lot of shizzle today. I also cut out 26 foamcore circles about 2-feet in diameter. My right hand is completely numb and shaky! My left wrist is all fudged up from holding the foam core while I sliced it with the dull mat knives. It’s a good thing I don’t have to translate Billy Graham shows into sign language tomorrow, because I have a feeling my hands will be pretty useless. What’s amazing, though, is that I didn’t cut myself once! I also had to cut out 15 labels with an X-Acto knife (with really sharp blades), and I didn’t slice any flesh then either! Maybe I’m getting less klutzy… although, I did read that dull knives are more dangerous than sharp ones. That might explain why I was constantly inadvertantly carving up my hands at the stores–they changed the blades on the various cutting utensils maybe once every 6 months if you were lucky (and they got daily use).
Anyway, my first day of work was pretty cool. Everyone seems nice, and the whole department (6 of us) got taken out to lunch! That was pretty awesome for a first day!
And, I won’t have to mention the 5-minute bike commute. Seriously, it takes 5 minutes to get to work, and I wasn’t even rushing. Awesome.
