You’ll never guess what I got in the clearance bin at the Stop n Shop today. That’s right, a Gonk Droid! It’s not as cool as the old skool one, which made more of a gonking noise, but still cool nonetheless. What I’m confused by is that it came with some accessories, including this thing that looks like an Ancient Egyptian pumpkin on its head. WTF?!? Does the GNK really need a hat?

It came with a Treadwell Droid, which is kind of cool, and a “hologram” Han Solo. Seriously, I can’t remember any point in any movie in which Han Solo was a hologram, but maybe I’m just getting Alzheimer’s Disease because I haven’t been drinking much juice lately.