I just made a Space Ship Problem generator. It creates situations such as:

The diurnal collision decoders are ululating! We have to loosen the computational transformers if we want to not all be speaking Zorkon next week!!!

and

The technotronic altitude vaporizers are defenestrating! We have to tighten the surplus liquidators if we want to save Princess Aagnah!!!

Yes, we all know I’m a nerd. I had a lot of fun making this useless toy which will probably entertain nobody other than myself.