I think that the death penalty is a good idea, and should be mandatory for people caught shoplifting Sublime CDs. I mean, it’s a crime enough to actually own a Sublime CD. To shoplift one is a tragedy. I blame society, really, for not helping take care of these troubled youths, and enabling them to grow up to think that it’s OK to break a law and a Commandment in the name of listening to shitty frat-boy pop-ska. As a punishment, I think society should penalize these individuals and leave their corpses hanging in a public place as a warning to the world what happens when you let things get out of control.

Thus endeth the lesson.

So yeah, I found the shredded remains of a Sublime CD case at work today– the person had opened the box and stolen the CD out– this means the perp actually wanted to *listen* to the CD and wasn’t just some crackhead who wanted to steal stuff to sell back to us and get money to buy “his kid a present” as one busted shoplifter claimed the other day.

Oh, humans. The human race is so weird and unpredictible, yet… totally predictable.