January 24th, 2007
Fuck this shizzle!
Posted by
scooter in
duh! at
9:49 pm
Dear residents,It has come to our attention that your apartment has been kept in an unsatisfactory conditions. Per section 13 of your lease agreement, “Resident shall keep the premesis in a clean condition at all times”.
This situation must be resolved promptly. If you have any questions please contact the management office.
First of all, aren’t they supposed to give us a warning before barging into our apartment? Second of all, WTF is “clean”? This is a recurring theme in my life. What constitutes “clean”? Obviously my idea of what “clean” is is nowhere near what Mom’s idea is, Sarah from Harvard’s idea was, and Edie from Newbury’s idea was. Whatever. I’m kinda mad, but it will pass. I’m glad I’m moving. They suck.
