Thievery sucks in this town
This is out of hand.
SOME DOUCHEBAG STOLE MY HANDLEBAR STREAMERS!!!
I don’t know if it was in Davis Square today while I was seeing Knocked Up (which was really funny, by the way) or at Tanya’s & Terrence’s house while I was being fed fish, but I’m MAD!
Obviously whoever took my streamers didn’t want them for him or herself, he or she just took them because it was possible and easy. Handlebar streamers don’t have much re-sale value, and they cost about $3.50 (if you get the swanky ones). I think it happened in Davis, since I also found the top half of my bicycle bell unscrewed and on the ground (they probably didn’t want it when they realized that you had to use a crescent wrench to get it off).
What the fudge is wrong with people? Why do they feel the need to steal shit just because they can? This is the 3rd time someone has snagged my streamers (at least they didn’t break them off in the handlebars like they did when I was at the Rapture show), and I don’t feel like hauling ass all the way out to Target or someplace to get a new pair. I hope you all are ashamed of yourselves. It’s like the dumbass who stole my rear light in Harvard Square… only it was permanently attached to a fixture, so they just ended up breaking it. THEN, when I replaced the light and took it with me so it didn’t get broken again, someone stole the plastic bracket that holds it on the bike. Why? Because they could. Did they want a small hunk of useless plastic that isn’t worth anything except to the person who owned that one model of cheap-ass bike light? No, of course not. They were just being destructive assholes.
People really burn my toast sometimes!!!
On the upside, Tanya’s meal was awesome (fish, couscous, & beet greens in lemon juice).
