Your (fill in the blank) name












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These memes have been going around the internet and stuff forever. I've collected a bunch, and all the variations I could find. Note: some of them are kind of tasteless, i.e., the "Terrorist Name" (and the fact that the terrorist name is the same as the Jedi Name-- are terrorists Jedis?)

ACTION HERO NAME: (first name of a main character in the last movie you watched, last food you ate)
Lou Toast

BARFLY NAME: (last snack food you ate + your favorite drink)
Cookie Cranberry

BLUES NAME: (disability + city you were born in + last name of the person on the currency in your pocket)
Retarded Syracuse Washington

CARTOON NAME (your favorite fruit + add "ie" or "y", and an article of clothing you’re wearing right now)
Pomegranatey Pajamas

  • CARTOON VARIATION (favorite fruit, article of clothing you're wearing right now + "ie" or "y")
    Pomegranate Pajamasie

CRIMINAL NAME: (name of your favorite perfume/cologne, favorite candy bar)-- this is the same as the Stripper Name-- do criminals and strippers have similar names?
Jasmine Mars

DETECTIVE NAME:(favorite color, favorite animal)
Orange Wombat

  • DETECTIVE VARIATION: (favorite animal, favorite color)
    Wombat Orange
  • DETECTIVE VARIATION 2: (favorite animal, name of high school)
    Wombat Cortland
  • DETECTIVE VARIATION 3: (favorite color, favorite insect)
    Orange Firefly

DRAG QUEEN NAME: (first pet + mother's maiden name)
Emmett Schoenfeld

EASTERN NAME (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name). What exactly is an "eastern name" supposed to be, anyway?
Oricaaa

EMO BAND NAME: (first word in the top banner ad above, city of the away team of the last major sporting event you went to/remember)
This Sky

EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS: (favorite spice + last vacation spot visited)
Cilantro Penobscot

FASHION DESIGNER NAME: (first word you see on your left + favorite restaurant)
One Tu y To

GAMER TAG: (a favorite color, a favorite animal)
Orange Rat

GHETTO NAME: (first 2 or 3 letters of your first name, -Shawn/Quan/Quita/Niqua, last name of whatever President or Prime Minister is on the currency you have in your pocket)
Noquita Jefferson

GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle)
Norizzle

  • GANGSTA NAME VARIATION: (first 4 letters of real name plus izzle)
    Noraizzle
  • GANGSTA VARIATION 2:( fav ice cream flavor, fav cookie)
    Big Dig Oatmeal Raisin
  • GANGSTA VARIATION 3: (favorite ice cream flavor, favorite type of shoe)
    Big Dig Slippers
  • GANGASTA VARIATION 4: (favorite beer + favorite car)
    Negra Modelo Fiat

GOTH NAME:(black, and the name of one of your pets)
Black Morrissey

HIPPIE NAME: (what you ate for breakfast, your favorite tree)
Toast Willow

ICON ALIAS: (something sweet within sight + any liquid in the kitchen)
Raisin Vodka

IRAQI NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, 1st letter of your last name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, and last letter of your moms first name)
Orbclaa

MOB NAME (Dad's name, favorite Italian restaurant)
Bill Regina

MOVIE STAR NAME: (grandfather/grandmother on your Mum's side, your favorite candy)
Evelyn Reese

  • MOVIE STAR VAR 1: (grandfather/grandmother on your dad's side, favorite candy)
    Frances Reese
  • MOVIE STAR VAR 2: (favorite snack food + grandfather's first name)
    Doritos Sidney
  • MOVIE STAR VAR 3: (first pet’s name + Favorite teacher’s name)
    Emmett Levine

NASCAR NAME:(first name of your mother's dad, father's dad)
Sidney Bill

NATIVE AMERICAN NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)
Orange Wombat

  • NATIVE AMERICAN VARIATION: (last action you did + favorite animal)
    Typing Wombat


NEWSCASTER NAME (your middle name, moms maiden name)
Hinman Schoenfeld

OPPOSITE SEX NAME: (name of [opposite sex] friend + phone company you use):
Justin Sprint

  • OPPOSITE SEX VAR: (name of dad/mom, cell phone company you use)
    Bill Sprint

PORN NAME: (1st pet, a street you grew up on)
Pequeño Seneca

  • PORN VARIATION: (first pet and current street name)
    Pequeño Flanders
  • PORN VARIATION 2: (middle name, father's middle initial, street you grew up on)
    Hinman T. Randall
  • PORN VARIATION 3: (current pet's name, street you grew up on)
    Morrissey Seneca

RAP or FLY GIRL/GUY NAME:(first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name)
No-ch

  • RAP or FLY GIRL/GUY VAR: (1st Initial of 1st name, 1st 2 or 3 letters of middle name)
    N-Hi

ROCK STAR NAME:(current pets name, current street name)
Jarvis Flanders

  • ROCK STAR VARIATION (your first pet & current car)
    Pequeño Civic
  • ROCK STAR VARIATION 2:(friend's middle name, street you grew up on)
    Kerr Randall
  • ROCK STAR VARIATION 3: (first pet and color of your walls)
    Emmett Off-White
  • ROCK STAR VARIATION 4: (favorite candy/dessert + favorite musician's last name)
    Rhubarb Pie Adamson

ROCKSTAR TOUR: ("The” + Your fave hobby/craft, your fave weather element + the word “Tour”)
The Onomastics Rain Tour

SOAP OPERA NAME:(middle name, county where you were born)
Hinman Onondaga

  • SOAP OPERA VARIATION: (middle name + city where you were born)
    Hinman Syracuse
  • SOAP OPERA VARIATION 2:(middle name, and childhood street)
    Hinman Seneca
  • SOAP OPERA VARIATION 3: (middle name & city where you live)
    Hinman Boston
  • SOAP OPERA VARIATION 4: (middle name + the street you live on)
    Hinman Flanders
  • SOAP OPERA VARIATION 5: (favorite grandmother’s/grandfather’s name, city where you were born)
    Evelyn Syracuse

SOCIALITE NAME; (silliest childhood nickname + first town where you partied):
Greeny New Rochelle

SPORTS NICKNAME (Favorite car maker, second favorite animal, and "The")
The Fiat Hedgehog

SPY NAME: (your favorite season/holiday to your favorite flower)
Autumn Violet

  • SPY VARIATION: (middle name and current street name)
    Hinman Flanders


STAR WARS NAME:(the 1st 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)
Burno

  • STAR WARS VARIATION:(the 1st 2 letters of last name, 1st 4 letters of 1st name)
    Bunora
  • STAR WARS VARIATION 2: (the 1st 3 letters of last name, 1st 2 letters of 1st name, 1st 3 letters of mom's maiden name)
    Burnosch
  • STAR WARS VARIATION 3: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, first 2 letters of mom's maiden name and first 3 letters of the town you grew up in)
    Burno Scsyr
  • STAR WARS VAR 4: (first 3 letters of your last name, last 3 letters of mother's maiden name, first 3 letters of your pet's name)
    Bur Ald Mor
  • STAR WARS VAR 5: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, first 2 letters of mom's maiden name, and first 3 letters of siblings name)
    Burnoschal
  • STAR WARS VAR 6:(the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, first 2 letters of middlename and first 3 letters of the town you grew up in.)
    Burno Hisyr
  • JEDI NAME: (last name spelled backwards, your mom's first name spelled backward)
    Hcrub Arual
  • JEDI NAME VARIATION 1: (First syllable of mothers maiden name + first syllable of city born in = Jedi last)
    Schoen Syr
  • JEDI VARIATION 2:(middle name spelled backwards, mom's maiden name backwards)
    Namnih Dlefneohcs

STRIPPER NAME: (name of your fav perfume, fav candy)
Jasmine Candy Corn

SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd fav color, fav drink, add "THE" to the beginning)
The Green Cranberry Juice

  • SUPERHERO VARIATION: (2nd favorite color, favorite alcoholic drink, optionally add “THE” to the beginning)
    The Green Cuba Libre
  • SUPERHERO VARIATION 2: ("The", your favorite color, the automobile you drive)
    The Orange Civic
  • SUPERHERO VARIATION 3: ("The", your favorite color, favorite fruit)
    The Orange Pomegranate
  • SUPERHERO VARIATION 4: ("The", your favorite color, the car your mom drives)
    The Orange Volvo or the Orange Beetle (stepmom is better)
  • SUPERHERO VARIATION 5: ("The", your favorite color, the car your dad drives)
    the Orange Golf or The Orange Seville (stepdad is better!)

SUPER HERO TEAM NAME (The mood you are in, number of pets you own, and add the)
The Sleepy 3

TERRORIST NAME (first name spelled backwards, your mom's maiden name spelled backwards)
Hanor Dlawneohcs

TV WEATHER ANCHOR NAME: (your 5th grade teacher’s last name and add a major city that starts with the same letter)
Carrier Cleveland

WITNESS PROTECTION NAME:(mother and fathers middle names)
Julie Tracy

  • WITNESS VARIATION: (grandfather and grandmothers first names)
    Frances Sidney